How to get rid of my fleshy Ass !!!

I had an epiphany recently that my approach to shedding my fleshy ass has always been about, you know, minimum effort required. Or about stupid food ideas like "a  fast". It works, there is no doubt. It works for like half a day. But it's hard to maintain and when you decide at the tender age of 21 that you are not going to die of hunger. 

So I was texting Tops my buddy, about deciding to just try to eat "fresh food" instead. You can't really get fat on salad provided you don't pour a bunch of commercial dressings on top of it, right? Seems like it isn't really that hard. So my new criteria for putting food in my mouth is to ask:

"Was this food made by idiots who are trying to poison you?"

I think this should do it. By nature it will exclude anything over-processed and engineered with the deadly trio of sugar/fat/salt. It will also make eating meat from not-nice growers easy to exclude.

We'll see how this goes.

Something like this will do, I guess!