Tuesday, 3 May 2016

Advantages of being FAT

1.  Friends would not complain that it's hard to get me gifts, when they travel as they can just get me a bag of kitkat or nestle crunch or any snacks which can be easily purchase at any airport.

2.  Would never have to worry about Wrinkles. I am plump and YOUNG, bitches.

3.  Big Stretchy clothes are comfortable & cheap

4. Don't have to explain why I'm lazy, as people expect a fatty to be lazy anyways

5.  I get to eat more, as people often hand me more food when they look at my size & think "she probably would love one more donut"

Advantages of  NOT being FAT

1.  I'll look better without a double chin.

2.  I can wear hot little shorts.

3.  My whole image can fit into one mirror & still can see some background.

4.  If I ever have sex, no one will be crushed underneath me.

5.  People might confuse me with Park Min Young  (Healer, City Hunter)

6.  And ONE billion other reasons!!   I can't wait to be skinny again. OMG take away the fats already !!!
The lovely Park Min Young :))

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