2. Would never have to worry about Wrinkles. I am plump and YOUNG, bitches.
3. Big Stretchy clothes are comfortable & cheap
4. Don't have to explain why I'm lazy, as people expect a fatty to be lazy anyways
5. I get to eat more, as people often hand me more food when they look at my size & think "she probably would love one more donut"
Advantages of NOT being FAT
1. I'll look better without a double chin.
2. I can wear hot little shorts.
3. My whole image can fit into one mirror & still can see some background.
4. If I ever have sex, no one will be crushed underneath me.
5. People might confuse me with Park Min Young (Healer, City Hunter)

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