My unusual birthday presents

My Aunt Candy is a pretty odd person & gives unusual gifts. Recently she's on a roll giving "charitable" gifts. For example 2 birthdays ago, she gave me a card which said that 10 African children had been given an effective treatment for malaria from a donation in my name. While that's wonderful & cool , all I really wanted was a paid skiing vacation to Hokkaido.

For my last birthday, I have got a tree. Yes that's it, a tree planted in my name in Israel ! I've never even heard of something like that before. This year she out done herself , still no Hokkaido trip , not even a trip to Bangkok, no Prada backpack ? Nope !!!! She has "adopted" me a bird from Jurong Bird Park! Again, I'm not sure if that's even a thing or possible? So do I have to go pay this/my bird a visit, can I bring it home, do I get to name it ?????

Oh boy .....

and all I really wanted this year, is this Prada Back Pack !

The BIGGEST zit !

I felt heavier when I woke up this morning, so I got out of bed & weigh myself on my new weighing machine I just bought. I looked down at the number, "Nope, still 50 reasons to love ME 💖, yay still 50 kg !" Relief I stepped off  & caught my reflection on the mirror . AHHHHHHH, saw the  culprit- it's the BIGGEST zit on my face I've ever seen since hitting puberty, complete with pus ....yikes !!!!

I can't believe this is happening. Gonna pop it asap. There's really no classy way to describe popping a zit, but what's needed ,has to be done! I squeezed it hard, clean up the mess, pile on some concealer & pray to God I don't bump into my X & his current girl friend on the way to work.....😟

Nothing can stand in the way of love !

I bump into an old friend Bethany . She has emigrated years ago when we were still in secondary school. So I was kinda surprise to see her walking around at 313 eating a small bag of Garret pop corn. Even more surprise the first thing she said was :" damn... this is good, want some?" then she pushed her pop corn to me, as if nothing has happened or changed (weird!!!!). I blurted out " what the hell are you doing here? Australia deported you ? "

She laughed so loud, & it seem like yesterday again. She was known for her very distinctive laughter back in school. It's pretty infectious & we love it , kinda hilarious- always! No Australia has not deport her, in fact she is getting married to a homeboy. Wow ! She's back for an interview as she said she cannot find a good job in Australia. Both she & her Australia fiance are jobless-  wow!

But why get marry if both are jobless. She said 'nothing can stand in the way of LOVE ' ...double wow.. My parents would disown me, if I do that. She cracks up again & said hers has already threatened to do that, that's why she's here looking for a job. And the fiance? He's here too, looking for a job as well. Any luck so far? Not really, they have been here only for 3 days.... at that point, I saw a lanky handsome blond guy walking towards us & before I could process my thoughts, he has already hug me & tell me how wonderful it is to finally meet me!

Mike obviously know me, I'm in most of Bethany's pictures from school & I haven't changed much. I stared at them, they do look very much in love & I'm quite sure Mike would have no problem finding a job here. He's really cute! As for Bethany, her personality alone will get her into most places, I'm serious. So glad she's back! Can't wait for the wedding now :))

To Mike & Bethany , all the BEST !!!

Duromine, Panbesy & Garbaslim weight loss results, a month later

It's been a month since my experience with duromine, panbesy & garbaslim. At the 3 weeks point, I lost 3.5kg. Now a week later, I lost almost another kg. If you ask me what I think of the results, I'll said, I am very satisfy! I don't think I can ever lose so much weight within a month without the help of duromine, panbesy & garbaslim.

I've tried in the past on numerous occasions with different kinds of diet. Not possible. Besides the will power, I think the fact that I'm living in Singapore makes it even harder. Why? you can find food every where. It's just too easy to get your hands on any kind of food. Now, if I live in Alaska or Iceland or somewhere like that, I'll probably be so skinny due to the weather & the difficulty of getting food- I guess ...haha...

I bet people in these cold countries will never need duromine, panbesy & garbaslim. They would probably need all the fats in the body for warm! Told my friend that & she rolled her eyes! She thought people from cold countries also want to look good, & because of the extra food they might eat, they would probably be quite heavy, so would indeed need weight loss pills like us. She insisted there's no difference! Plus cold weather makes you want to eat  more and sweat less, so you can't sweat it out like us.

Hmmm.... I remember when I was on vacation in Japan during winter, I was indeed hungry all the time. The cold weather makes people hungry I guess. Look at the people from Thailand. It's so hot there, people are all nice & slim. They probably don't need weight loss stuff like duromine, panbesy & garbaslim at all ...lol... so lucky!
But wait ... Singapore is just as hot... but we have all the cool nice malls & food everywhere!

Even cats got fat during winter ....lol... need some panbesy & garbaslim kitty ????

Duromine, Panbesy & GarbaSlim effective for weight loss !!! No more fat ass !

My plans of eating only fresh uncooked food lasted only half a day. I ding dong a few other not so brilliant ideas & finally decided to go the way all sane people should have gone from the start. I've decided to take slimming pills. I google & it seems the 2 most popular & effective are duromine & panbesy. Safe as it's given only by doctors. Much reviews online, so I went to one of the most popular Panbesy clinic at Orchard, to see a Dr Keith Ong.

Made appointment with the Panbesy clinic, I went with a friend as I'm a little nervous. It's my first time ....haha.... Hallie my BFF, tag along willingly as she's curious too. We were the first patients & did not have to wait, so far so good. Dr Keith is friendly & quickly explain to me what panbesy & duromine do. And also about some other dietary stuff, & side effects & a bunch of other things: unfortunately not all the information got through to me, as I was too excited about the prospect of finally losing weight & doing something for my fleshy ass!

So my advice, if you are a first timer, please get a hold of yourself, calm down & listen to Dr Keith! It's good stuff. For me, I have to go back online to check for the information I missed. Lucky it's quite well documented by some other bloggers:))

So here it is, I'll summarize for you:
1) With Panbesy & duromine, when you experience side effects (e.g. thirst, insomnia, heart palpitations etc....) , don't panic. It'll wear off once the body get used to it. Also don't starve yourself. Eat your meals, it'll reduce the side effects. Eat moderately.

2) OR you can take it on alternate days. It'll work just as well.

3) Don't take fruits. Take vegetables instead for fiber. Fruits' sweetness will sabotage your weight loss. Many fruits are acidic which is bad for your tummy, (as you would be taking less food already) , also the acidity makes you digest faster & you'll get hungry faster.

4) Don't take spicy food, as it increases your appetite.

5)Naturally cut down on sweet things (e.g. soft drinks, coffee with sugar, desserts, cakes & donuts etc...) But if your side effects is bad. Take some, it'll help. Also if you feel moody, can take some sweet things, but don't over do it.

6) Do light exercises. Don't go jogging some long distance.

Will update if I could think of more:)

What I bought from Parsons Medical Clinic:  3 tabs of panbesy, 1 month supply of duromine, 2 months supply of fat burner Garbaslim, & 1 bottle of Vitamin D.

Result :Now 3 weeks later, I've lost 3.5 kg. My fleshy ass has tone up quite a bit ....hahha....

I'm not trying to Show-off, But not bad huh???

If you are interested here's the information of the panbesy clinic (2 branches):

Parsons Medical Clinic @Yishun,  
Yishun Ave 2, Blk 779, #01-1541. Singapore 760779
Tel; 64846010 , 8777-0736, 9746-7720
Open from: 9am to 12pm on Tuesday, Wednesday 
                  : 3pm to 8pm on Thursday

Parsons Medical clinic @Orchard :  
360 Orchard, International Building, #04-10 , Singapore 238869
Tel; 8777-0736, 9746-7720
Opening Hrs : 10am-1pm & 3pm-8pm on Monday & Friday  
                        3pm to 8pm on Tuesday, Wed
                        10am-1pm on Saturday

Advantages of being FAT

1.  Friends would not complain that it's hard to get me gifts, when they travel as they can just get me a bag of kitkat or nestle crunch or any snacks which can be easily purchase at any airport.

2.  Would never have to worry about Wrinkles. I am plump and YOUNG, bitches.

3.  Big Stretchy clothes are comfortable & cheap

4. Don't have to explain why I'm lazy, as people expect a fatty to be lazy anyways

5.  I get to eat more, as people often hand me more food when they look at my size & think "she probably would love one more donut"

Advantages of  NOT being FAT

1.  I'll look better without a double chin.

2.  I can wear hot little shorts.

3.  My whole image can fit into one mirror & still can see some background.

4.  If I ever have sex, no one will be crushed underneath me.

5.  People might confuse me with Park Min Young  (Healer, City Hunter)

6.  And ONE billion other reasons!!   I can't wait to be skinny again. OMG take away the fats already !!!

The lovely Park Min Young :))

How to get rid of my fleshy Ass !!!

I had an epiphany recently that my approach to shedding my fleshy ass has always been about, you know, minimum effort required. Or about stupid food ideas like "a  fast". It works, there is no doubt. It works for like half a day. But it's hard to maintain and when you decide at the tender age of 21 that you are not going to die of hunger. 

So I was texting Tops my buddy, about deciding to just try to eat "fresh food" instead. You can't really get fat on salad provided you don't pour a bunch of commercial dressings on top of it, right? Seems like it isn't really that hard. So my new criteria for putting food in my mouth is to ask:

"Was this food made by idiots who are trying to poison you?"

I think this should do it. By nature it will exclude anything over-processed and engineered with the deadly trio of sugar/fat/salt. It will also make eating meat from not-nice growers easy to exclude.

We'll see how this goes.

Something like this will do, I guess!

My Trip to London so far .....

Every time I go to a new country on a trip, I feel like my previously very well behaved body begins to fall apart. I start to get weird rashes. Aches. My bowels get funny. I don't know, stuff.

Now, it's my head. I have a bruise on the back of my scalp, not sure how it got there since I don't remember hitting my head or anything. I don't even know if it is a bruise, since I haven't seen it, but it feel like one when I touch the area. All I know is that couple minute or so, I get a contraction of pain around there, what I imagine a painful headache might feel like. I've never had a bruise that hurts internally?

Then there's my jaw. I've ground my teeth all my life, but I have never woken up with sore jaws, clenched jaws, or any other symptoms. But all of a sudden now my jaw is tight and achy if I move it around.

That's all for now.

Love this place !!!!

Lousy Relatives

The best thing about Chinese New Year is the food & ang pows. The worst are relatives visiting. We only get to see them once a year or when ever someone gets married or buy a new condo (house warming). That's all. It's always the same. They'll stared at me & comment on what ever is new. Like ohhhh.... you've cut your hair- you look like a boy! Or worst, oh.... you've put on weight !!!

This year is something new, they go like : ohhh..... do you have a boy friend? You should get a boy friend. Keep long hair, guys like girls with longer hair. You should stay out of the sun & get fairer, you are too dark .... & it goes on! The ang pow they gave is not enough to compensate me for these verbal abuse. I wanted to retort, but mum gave me the look which practically said "don't you dare!"

Told mum I'll not attend such sessions next year, I'll go on a trip. Dad agreed & said we all should go off next year ....lol...

Yay.... to Dad !!!!

I need a helper badly !!!

Urghhh... too busy to update blog. And with a blink of an eye, 2016 is upon us- time flies.

Usual thing to do in January is Spring Cleaning. The smartest way to do that is to delegate the task to someone else, like mum or a younger sibling ...lol.. Dad will NEVER lift a finger at anything. We should really hire a helper. It makes no sense for us to spend hours doing all these cleaning work when we can let someone do it for us.

Mum is the one that stands in the way for this brilliant idea. She like to bring up the cost , then the thing about having a stranger living with us & the safety of our things. Regarding the cost, dad could well afford that, plus he likes to order us around to "fetch" him things like coffee, papers, tv remote & stuff" we are like his mini minions -I personally hated that. Mum is used to it- by the way she has no choice, she's his wife. I make it a note to find a man who will never do that to me in the future!

Stranger living with us? Well that's all about priorities right? Stranger vs no house work. Stranger naturally wins, at least in my books. The thing abut safety of our possessions? Well it's not like we have stacks of cash lying around or any crown jewelries for that matter. Well I'll have to bring up this issue very soon. I can't survive another spring cleaning session with mum.