Advantages of being FAT

1.  Friends would not complain that it's hard to get me gifts, when they travel as they can just get me a bag of kitkat or nestle crunch or any snacks which can be easily purchase at any airport.

2.  Would never have to worry about Wrinkles. I am plump and YOUNG, bitches.

3.  Big Stretchy clothes are comfortable & cheap

4. Don't have to explain why I'm lazy, as people expect a fatty to be lazy anyways

5.  I get to eat more, as people often hand me more food when they look at my size & think "she probably would love one more donut"

Advantages of  NOT being FAT

1.  I'll look better without a double chin.

2.  I can wear hot little shorts.

3.  My whole image can fit into one mirror & still can see some background.

4.  If I ever have sex, no one will be crushed underneath me.

5.  People might confuse me with Park Min Young  (Healer, City Hunter)

6.  And ONE billion other reasons!!   I can't wait to be skinny again. OMG take away the fats already !!!

The lovely Park Min Young :))

How to get rid of my fleshy Ass !!!

I had an epiphany recently that my approach to shedding my fleshy ass has always been about, you know, minimum effort required. Or about stupid food ideas like "a  fast". It works, there is no doubt. It works for like half a day. But it's hard to maintain and when you decide at the tender age of 21 that you are not going to die of hunger. 

So I was texting Tops my buddy, about deciding to just try to eat "fresh food" instead. You can't really get fat on salad provided you don't pour a bunch of commercial dressings on top of it, right? Seems like it isn't really that hard. So my new criteria for putting food in my mouth is to ask:

"Was this food made by idiots who are trying to poison you?"

I think this should do it. By nature it will exclude anything over-processed and engineered with the deadly trio of sugar/fat/salt. It will also make eating meat from not-nice growers easy to exclude.

We'll see how this goes.

Something like this will do, I guess!